He really likes visiting the local farm to look at the animals and on this occasion, God knows why, I decided to take him through the woodland at the bottom of the garden as a bit of an adventure.
I'm not going to mention about getting stuck trying to cross the stream or me falling in up to my waist when we did attempt it, although it did make it easier for him to cross over, as he let me know in no uncertain terms. To be honest, I'm not sure who leads who astray the most. I digress.
We eventually got to the fence line on the other side of the woodland where we then had to climb through the fence to avoid the barbed wire running along the top, this would allow us entry into the farmers field with the cows.
(At this point may I remind you that I was still soaking wet having just fallen waist deep, into the stream)
I grabbed onto the middle of the fence with both hands in order to pull it up to allow James to crawl under the barbed wire. "So that'll be the "Old Electric Fence Cable, running through the middle of the Wire Fence Ploy"
Luckily my Godson didn't realise the the destructive capability of the Farmer's 2 mile long Taser Death Trap and happily went off to feed the cows
That'll be the offending "zap-wire" on the fence in the background.
On the Electric Fence Scale for inflicting pain = 10/10
You really couldn't make it up !
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