Guajiro Honey Rum

So my son and daughter-in-law and my lovely Granddaughter come up to stay for a few days. My wife left me in charge of the house with the parting gift of "keep it clean for the kids coming up"

Anyway, my son Nicki produces a bottle of Guajiro Honey Rum and says " dad you've got to try this it's amazing, have a smell and see if you can recognise what's in it" Unscrews the top and hands me the bottle.

Well. How was I to know that it wasn't a glass bottle, it looked like a glass bottle and as I took it, gripped it hard and emptied a quarter of it all over the floor, myself and the chair that I was sitting in. 

Resulting in this.

It's stripped the varnish off the arm of the chair. 

You couldn't make it up if you tried.  

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